OLD GLORY MITTENS

Old Glory Mittens

Purring like kittens

Stole up on big old Fred!

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Old Glory Mittens!

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Old Glory Mittens

Swift as kittens

Smacked big Fred in the head!

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Old Glory Mittens!

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Big Fred went crying

Momma came flying

Shot Glory Mittens dead!

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Old….Glory…..Mittens!

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But Old Glory Mittens

Nine live like kittens

Got right back up instead!

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Old Glory Mittens!

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Old Glory Mittens

Silent as kittens

Crept on on big mommas back!

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Old….Glory Mittens!

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Old Glory Mittens

Precise as kittens

Applied a most surgical thwack!

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Oh….Gory….Mittens!

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Big momma Fred

She fell down dead

With no recompense!

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Oh…Glory Mittens!

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Old Glory Mittens

Purring like kittens

Jumped fight over the fence!

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Oh….Glory….Mittens!

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