IT

Well she was huffin and a puffin

and all kinds of stuff and

I was pumping up steam.

When it all came to a head

and she rolled over dead.

I proceeded to scream.

 

Stanley your a dreamer

if you think this wheezy steamer

will ever be a public hit.

 

It just goes to show

you don’t roll your dough

into a pile of

IT don’t work right.

 

Well that young Mr. Edsel,

with a brain of a pretzel.

You know this thing makes me rather sick.

I sunk all kinds of money

on this lemon sucking honey.

I can’t even find the stick shift.

 

Mr. Ford, your a screamer

if you think this cheesy creamer

will ever be a public hit.

 

It just goes to show

you don’t roll your dough

into a pile of

IT don’t work right.

 

Well I bought me a Yugo

to go, oh well, you know.

Something about the price was right.

When I stepped on the gas ‘n’

my baby started laughing.

We never made it home last night.

 

It just goes to show

you don’t roll your dough

into a pile of

IT don’t work right.

 

So I bought me a Honda

to go where I wanna.

At least I had a place to sit.

Until it came to repair

I started pulling my hair.

I couldn’t find a cheap part to fit.

 

Japan, your still Nappin

if you think this rusty scrappin’

Will ever be a public hit.

 

It just goes to show

you don’t roll your dough

into a pile of

IT don’t work right.

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